Wednesday, October 14, 2009

My Life Goals

1. To play a zombie in a low-budget horror film.
2. To name a dog Achilles and teach it to heel.
3. To write a book that gets banned in schools.
4. To have more life goals.

1 comment:

Aus said...

#3 is easy! The keys: magic, Satanism, lots of sex, lots of profanity, suicidal tendencies, and a pro-legalizing drugs attitude. Really quite simple. XD