whateverr BITCH!

So today on Facebook I got a friend request from someone I didn't recognize. To be polite, I sent her a message rather than just declining her request without explanation. If she had said something like 'Oh, I know you from your wahteverwhatever class...' then I would've added her. I mean, sometimes you can't recognize people from their Facebook pics. And her name was Brooke...that's a pretty common name.

THe conversation that followed amused me greatly. I, of course, removed last names for the safety of all involved, but clearly Ginny is me and 'Brooke' is the other girl.

Ginny **********
Today at 10:24am
I have no idea who you are. D: So I'm declining your friend request. Cool? Okay.

Brookey ***two middle names and a last name, gosh***
Today at 5:39pm
alright and i nvr even sent you a friend requist bye!

Ginny **********
Today at 5:44pm
Well, then maybe Facebook screwed up, all I know is there was a friend request from you in my notifications.

So whatever.

Brookey ******
Today at 5:44pm
well whateverr i dnt care
u look like a freak anyway
BITCH!

Ginny **********
Today at 6:27pm
Omigawd. D: That's hostile. I wasn't being impolite, it was just a misunderstanding. I'm sorry you feel the need to insult me simply because you may have hit the friend request button by accident.

No need to curse.

Brookey *******
Today at 6:28pm
lol ok sorry bout that im not havin a very gd day
but if u want we can just b friends?

Ginny **********
Today at 6:30pm
I'm sorry, I don't friend people I don't know. Especially people who call me a bitch for no reason.

I hope your day gets better, though. C:

Brookey *********
Today at 6:31pm
whateverr BITCH!

Prank Call

Went camping over Labor Day weekend. Showered. Went to class.

MEANWHILE. Missy and Bea had a prank caller! I went in to print something off and Missy handed him over to me. This is how it went.

The Prank Caller was talking in a man-trying-to-sound-like-a-sexy-woman voice.

Missy: Hello?
Caller: Your boyfriend's hot.
Missy: I know.

(I come in to print something)

Me: Hello?
Caller: Which of you has the hotter boyfriend?
Me: That would be Missy.
Caller: I could please him better than she can.
Me: I highly doubt that.
Caller: I'm good at giving head.
Me: I'm sure you have something better to do right now.
Caller: Nothing's better than giving head.
Me: I'm sure you could traipse down to your local 7-11 and find someone willing.
Caller: But I like straight guys.
Me: Can't help you there. I'm in the music program.
Caller: Oh yeah, the music program is full of fags.
Me: Umm...yes.
Caller: I like homophobic straight guys.
Me: You should check out School of Mines. I hear they have lots of straight guys. Engineers.
Caller: But I like my men buff.
Me: Oh. You're outta luck then.
Caller: I like wrestlers.
Me: Then go find a wrestling team. Look, I don't think I have to walk you through this. It's all pretty elementary.
Caller: Wrestlers get lots of girls.
Me: Hey, you might not have anything better to do, but I know that I do, so I think we have to wrap this up.
Caller: Okay. I love you.
Me: Bye.

My, what an entertaining evening.